I'm The Urban Spaceman




I am really smart, too bad I'm dumb.


My name is Michael Swaim. Aliases; Mike Danger. Dirty Mike. Danger Dirt. Turtleneck Dirt. Dirtleneck Shirt. Dirty Duck. Did I say Danger Duck? Danger Duck sometimes. Batman all the time. Then the rest of them is just Danger and then something…
Michael Swaim,  Agents of Cracked / Homeland Scarecurity (via neogothboyfriend)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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"He’s got the boner again. Well at least this time it makes sense."